Know thyself…and then run to the bathroom

They say that the three most stressful things in our cushy middle class existence is marriage, moving and buying a house. (Who’s “they”, I hear certain friends asking? I don’t know, they! the faceless, cliché spouting masses, okay?) Well, I would like to add to that the deadly threesome, the diabolic trinity of moving twoContinue reading “Know thyself…and then run to the bathroom”

Quotes of the day (2)

I myself am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions. – Augusten BurroughsI am like an haute couture dress- the flaws are the revealing gaps and the obvious stitching is the good intentions… Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give aContinue reading “Quotes of the day (2)”

Pigeonholing! Huh! What is it good for? Huh! Absolutely nothing.

I am not sure if I have mentioned this in previous posts, but I am the oldest of three sisters. When we were growing up, it became clear to us how our mother and the rest of the world perceived us. I was the shy one, the bookish one, the uncoordinated, awkward one. My middleContinue reading “Pigeonholing! Huh! What is it good for? Huh! Absolutely nothing.”

This week brought to you by Sucky Suckerton

So here is the question: When things are going well do you chalk it up to hard work, or do you believe that some cosmic force has been aligned just for you and that one single false move will smack it righ back out of alignment? ‘Cause I gotta tell you people, even if IContinue reading “This week brought to you by Sucky Suckerton”