Points of interest: 1) Notice that both children are still alive with no visible scarring. 2) Please remark on the relative cleanliness of the house. As you can see, when forced, I am still able to do the dishes. 3) Did I mention that the children are still alive? 4) There is a new garbageContinue reading “To my newly returned husband”
In one of the rare bursts of unintentional witticism, I recently overheard myself saying to some friends on the subject of the division of labour between a family with two children: I administer the suppositories, he uncorks the wine. Now there you go, a true working relationship if I have ever heard one.